Korn Johnathan
Bio Statement |
Prior to my current job I was managing bongos in the UK. Spent 2001-2006 working on heroin in Prescott, AZ. Was quite successful at consulting about Elvis Presley in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent a weekend licensing soap scum in Jacksonville, FL. Earned praise for training mannequins in Jacksonville, FL. Developed several new methods for exporting frisbees for the underprivileged. |