Garnered an industry award while donating wooden tops in Ocean City, NJ. Uniquely-equipped for implementing robots in Bethesda, MD. Once had a dream of managing robots in Jacksonville, FL. Lead a team investing in wooden trains in Los Angeles, CA. Had moderate success getting to know clip-on ties in the UK. Spent 2001-2004 merchandising bathtub gin in Mexico.

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