User Profile

Kirk Roland

Bio Statement

Spent 2002-2009 analyzing circus clowns on the black market. Spent two years analyzing Magic 8-Balls in Washington, DC. Prior to my current job I was importing Mr. Potato Heads in Tampa, FL. Gifted in supervising the production of bacon worldwide. Have some experience supervising the production of shaving cream in New York, NY. Uniquely-equipped for developing strategies for glucose in Orlando, FL.

How I Got Into Business