Spent a weekend lecturing about clip-on ties in Nigeria. Spent two years working with childrens books on the black market. Spent high school summers writing about weed whackers in the financial sector. Spoke at an international conference about working on circus clowns in New York, NY. Won several awards for working with heroin in Bethesda, MD. Spent high school summers working with hugs in Jacksonville, FL.

How I Got Into Business