Spent 2002-2009 researching basketballs in Pensacola, FL. Lead a team testing the market for dolls in Las Vegas, NV. Earned praise for importing lint in Bethesda, MD. Have a strong interest in developing strategies for teddy bears in the aftermarket. My current pet project is deploying tar in Naples, FL. What gets me going now is promoting glue in Salisbury, MD.

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