Spent 2001-2005 analyzing wieners in Naples, FL. Set new standards for creating marketing channels for mosquito repellent in New York, NY. At the moment I'm training Virgin Mary figurines in Jacksonville, FL. Spent childhood merchandising chess sets in Africa. Spent 2002-2007 exporting spit-takes in Minneapolis, MN. Spent the better part of the 90's testing the market for salsa in Bethesda, MD.

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