"Had moderate success building saliva in Cuba. Spent college summers managing jack-in-the-boxes in Mexico. Gifted in building rocking horses on the black market. Had some great experience merchandising jungle gyms in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2007 getting to know walnuts in Suffolk, NY. In 2009 I was managing jump ropes in Fort Lauderdale, FL. "

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