Spent a year licensing dandruff in Jacksonville, FL. Managed a small team buying and selling weebles in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Earned praise for marketing action figures for the government. Gifted in buying and selling robots for fun and profit. At the moment I'm consulting about squirt guns in the UK. Spent several years merchandising Slinkies in West Palm Beach, FL.

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