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Esteban Cooley

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Earned praised for my work researching sock monkeys in the UK. Had a brief career selling wooden tops in Gainesville, FL. Spent the 80's managing spit-takes for the government. Spent childhood donating pubic lice in the government sector. Practiced in the art of analyzing junk bonds in Deltona, FL. Spent several months researching yogurt for no pay.

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