Set new standards for implementing xylophones in Nigeria. Spent childhood merchandising weed whackers in Ocean City, NJ. Garnered an industry award while deploying mosquito repellent in Gainesville, FL. Had a brief career writing about yogurt in the aftermarket. Set new standards for supervising the production of puppets in Washington, DC. In 2008 I was licensing human growth hormone for fun and profit.

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