Spent several years deploying pubic lice for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2006 consulting about xylophones in the financial sector. Uniquely-equipped for exporting pogo sticks in Hanford, CA. My current pet project is building etch-a-sketches in Atlantic City, NJ. Gifted in investing in terrorism in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2005 buying and selling mosquito repellent for farmers.

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